juvhall.wav(120k) Save to Online Drive

Police Investigator: You know, it's too bad you didn't connect.  You could have gone to Juvenile Hall.  That's what you want, isn't it?
Jim: No.
Police Investigator: Sure it is!  You wanna bug us until we have to lock you up.

apart.wav(29k) Save to Online Drive
(Makes an excellent error sound)

Jim: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART!!

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Jim: YOU!  YOU SAY ONE THING, HE SAYS ANOTHER, AND EVERYBODY CHANGES BACK AGAIN!!

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Police Investigator: Why'd you do it?
Jim: What do you mean?  Mess that kid up?
Police Investigator: Yeah.
Jim: Called me chicken.
Police Investigator: And your folks didn't understand?
Jim: They never do.

circus.wav(62k) Save to Online Drive

Jim: How can a guy grow up in a circus like that?
Police Investigator: Beats me, Jim....but they do.

didwrong.wav(38k) Save to Online Drive

Jim's Dad: You know that you did wrong!  That is the main thing!

dntdotht.wav(31k) Save to Online Drive
(This one tickles our funny bone for no particular reason)

Judy's Dad: Girls your age don't do things like that!  Do you need an explanation?!

intrview.wav(89k) Save to Online Drive
(This haunting question was asked in a TV feature interview with James Dean.  But before it aired, James Dean was tragically killed in a car crash, and an interview with Jim Backus was aired instead.  I included this as a solemn tribute to him.)

Interviewer: One more question.   Do you have any special advice for the young people who drive?
James Dean: Take it easy driving...the life you save might me mine.

loaded.wav(53k) Save to Online Drive

Jim's Mother: Can't you answer?   What's the matter with you anyway?
Jim's Father: He's just loaded, honey.

location.wav(20k) Save to Online Drive
(Makes an excellent startup sound...This sound was taken from a TV special about the making of "Rebel Without A Cause")

TV Narrator: And now let's go on location!

mistake.wav(38k) Save to Online Drive
(Makes an excellent error sound)

Jim's Grandmother: He made a mistake, and he's sorry.  So there's not going to be any more trouble.

onething.wav(40k) Save to Online Drive

Jim: You give me all kinds of funny excuses!  I just want to do one thing right!

quiet.wav(19k) Save to Online Drive
(Makes an excellent startup sound...This sound was taken from a TV special about the making of "Rebel Without A Cause")

Movie Director: Alright!   Quiet!  Quiet for rehersal!

tramp.wav(183k) Save to Online Drive

Judy: He doesn't like one thing about me.  He called me a dirty tramp!  My own father!!
Police Investigator: Do you really believe your father means that?
Judy: Yes!  No.......I don't know!

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