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 cramps.wav (99K) 
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Prison Counsellor: Why do you say you feel "trapped" in a man's
body?
Prisoner: Well sometimes I get the menstrual cramps real hard.
career.wav (154K)
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Prison Counsellor: Most men your age, Hi, are getting married and raising up
a family.
Hi: Well, factually they...
Counsellor: They wouldn't accept prison as a substitute. Would any of you men
care to comment?
Gale: Well... sometimes your career's gotta come before family.
rambunct.wav (36K)
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Parole board chief: You're just hurting yourself with this rambunctious
behavior.
ok_then.wav (165K)
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Man #1: You're not just tellin' us what we wanna hear?
Hi: : No sir, no way
Man #2: 'Cause we just want to hear the truth.
Hi: Well, then I guess I am tellin'you what you wanna hear.
Man #1: Boy, didn't we just tell you not to do that?
Hi: Yessir.
Man #1: OK then.
govtbite.wav (26K)
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Payroll clerk: The government do take a bite, don't she?
narizona.wav (57K)
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If you can find lower prices anywhere, my name ain't Nathan Arizona!
toddler.wav (46K)
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Ed: You go right back up there and get me a toddler. I need a baby, Hi. They
got more'n they can handle.
family.wav (35K)
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Hi: What, are you kiddin'? We got us a family here!
so_many.wav (64K)
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Gale: So many social engagements.... so little time.
angel.wav (52K)
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Dot: Oh! He's an angel! He's an angel straight from heaven!
diaper.wav (42K)
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Dot: Ray! You take that diaper off your head, you but it back onto your
sister!
huggies.wav (44K)
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Hi: I'll be takin' these Huggies, and whatever cash you got.
ozzie.wav (94K)
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Ed: I'm not gonna live this way, Hi. It just ain't family life.
Hi: Well, it ain't "Ozzie and Harriet."
spree.wav (149K)
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Gale: You understand H.I.? If this works out, it's just the beginning of a
spree to cover the entire southwest proper. And we keep going until we can retire. Or we
get caught.
Euelle: Either way we're fixed for life.
outlaw.wav (80K)
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Smalls: You wanna find an outlaw you call an outlaw. You wanna find a Dunkin'
Donuts call a cop.
lets_go.wav (103K)
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Hi: I ain't like that no more. I'm a changed man. You were right, I was
wrong. We got a family here, I'm gonna start acting responsibly. So let's go, Honey.
(sound of shotgun being cocked) Let's go get Nathan Junior!
round.wav (52K)
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Euelle: Hey, these blow up into funny shapes at all?
Old Timer: Well, no. Unless round is funny.
ahhhhh.wav (217K)
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Gale: Where's Junior?
Euelle: What do you mean? Didn't you put him in?
Gale: No, I thought... where'd we leave him?
(pause)
Together: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
freeze.wav (314K)
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Gale: Alright you hayseeds it's a stickup! Everybody freeze. Everybody down
on the ground.
(Long pause)
Hayseed: Well, which is it Young Feller? You want I should freeze or get down on
the ground? I mean to say, if'n I freeze I can't rightly drop. And if'n I drop, I'm gonna
be in motion. Y'see...
Gale: Shut up!
Hayseed: Ok then.
proper.wav (40K)
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Gale: Alright, everybody. We're just about ready to begin the robbery proper..
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