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Wesley: "To the pain" means the first thing you lose will be your
feet below the ankles. Then your hands at the wrists, next your nose.
Humperdink: And then my tongue, I suppose, I killed you too quickly the last
time, a mistake I don't mean to duplicate tonight.
Wesley: I wasn't finished! The next thing you lose will be your left eye,
followed by your right.
Humperdink: And then my ears, I understand! Let's get on with it!
Wesley: WRONG! Your ears you keep and I'll tell you why. So that every shreik of
every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at
your approach, every woman who cries out "dear God, what is that thing?" will
echo in your perfect ears. That is what "the pain" means. It means I leave you
in anguish. Wallowing in freakish misery forever.
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Vezzini: Haha.. you fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The
most famous is: Never get involved in a land war in Asia. Only slightly less well know is
this: Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!
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Prince Humperdink: I don't think I'm quite familiar with that phrase
Wesley: I'll explain. And I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to
understand, you warthog-faced buffoon.
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Wesley: You mean you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword and
we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?
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Vezzini: Inconceivable!
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Inigo: Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
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Wesley:Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling
something.
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Miracle Max: True love is the greatest thing in the world. Except for a nice
MLT... mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich where the mutton is nice and lean, and the
tomato is ripe....they're so perky. I love that.
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Vezzini: Have you ever heard of Plato? Aristotle? Socrates?
Wesley: Yes
Vezzini:Morons.
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Vezzini: He didn't fall? Inconceivable!
Inigo: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it
means.
