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James Bond: My name's Bond.....James Bond.
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James Bond: The subject under surveillance is occuping
room 602. I'll buy you dinner tonight Goodnight, but first I have a little official
business to attend to. Goodnight: Yes, I saw the official business. James Bond: Goodnight?! Would I do that to you after two years? Goodnight: YES, JAMES YOU BLOODY WELL WOULD!
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James Bond: How's the water? Chu-Me: Why don't you come in and find out? James Bond: Sounds very tempting, Miss, ah.......? Chu-Me: Chu-Me. James Bond: Really? Well, there's only one small problem....I have no
swimming trunks. Chu-Me: Neither have I!
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James Bond: Sounds a bit old fashioned, doesn't it?
Pistols at dawn, that sort of thing. Mr. Scaramanga: Indeed it is, Mr. Bond. But it still
remains the only true test of gentlemen. James Bond: I doubt you qualify on that score. However, I accept.
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(MAKES A GREAT ERROR SOUND)
Sheriff J.W.: WHAT THE HELL IS GOIN' ON??
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Sheriff J.W.: You pointy heads has no more idea of
traffic control, than a gooney bird!!
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Sheriff J.W.: GODDAMN! LITTLE BROWN WATERHOG!
Sheriff's wife: What the matter, J.W. hon? Sheriff J.W.: YOU JUST TRY THAT IN MY BAYOU, BOY! I'D HAUL YOUR ASS!!
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Sheriff J.W.: You can't do this to me! I want my
wallet back! I, AH, TAKE THESE GODDAMN BRACLETS OFF!! I'M GONNA SUE YOU FOR
FALSE ARREST! POLICE BRUTALITY! I got connections! I'M GONNA GET THE FBI
ON YOUR ASS! THE CIA! GODDAMMIT! I'M GONNA GET HENRY KISSINGER!
NOW LOOK AT ME WHEN I'M TALKIN' TO YA, BOY! Whatsa matter? Ain't none of you
pointy heads ever seen an airplane before?
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(MAKES A GOOD WINDOWS SHUTDOWN SOUND)
James Bond: Good night, sir!
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(MAKES A GOOD WINDOWS STARTUP SOUND)
James Bond: Morning, sir!
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James Bond (Posing as Scaramanga): And there are very
few people who haven't heard of Bond. British Secret Service. 007.
License to kill. He's good...even by my standards.
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James Bond: Do you always take a shower with a pistol?
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Sheriff J.W.: The bridge is that way!
You're not thinking of.... James Bond: (In a southern drawl accent) I shore am, boy!
Ever heard of Evel Knievel?
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Scaramanga: You see, Mr. Bond, I've always thought I
liked tabloids....But I discovered that I like killing people even more.
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Scaramanga: I am now, undeniably, the man with the
Golden Gun.
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James Bond: Oh, I admit, it's a little kinky...
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James Bond: Wait here. I'll take care of the
maintenance man. Goodnight: I already did! I laid him out cold! James Bond: You did? Goodnight: Yes! James Bond: There's more to you than meets the eye, Goodnight!
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Mr. Scaramanga: To us, Mr. Bond. We
are the best. James Bond: There's a useful four letter word...and you're full of it.
When I kill, It's under specific orders from my government. And those I kill
are themselves killers. Mr. Scaramanga: Come, come, Mr. Bond. You disappoint me.
You get as much fulfillment out of killing as I do, so why don't you admit it? James Bond: I admit killing you would be a pleasure. Mr. Scaramanga: You should have done that when you first saw me.
But then, of course, the English don't consider it sporting to kill in cold blood,
do they? James Bond: Don't count on that.