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5dollars.wav(88k)
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Clark: What can I do with 5 dollars?
Blackjack Dealer: Gee, I don't know. Buy a bullet and rent a gun? Hahaha!
bilttown.wav(40k)
Cousin Eddie: It's people like you that blow the family nestegg that built this town.
blazin.wav(73k)
Cousin Eddie: Oh, man, it is a-blazin' out there! You're lucky you've got air conditioning in here like mother nature intended.
blinded.wav(50k)
Audrey: Look at these people! Blinded by glitter and the almighty dollar.
feelluck.wav(21k)
Ellen: Feeling lucky tonight, Sparky?
hesgood.wav(26k)
Cousin Eddie: Aw, he's gooooood!
holiday.wav(338k)
Holiday Road Song
joinclub.wav(66k)
Clark:(To his wife while on the plane) You know, honey...the guys at work tell me there's a special club we can join, if we meet in the bathroom.
kicknuts.wav(80k)
Blackjack Dealer: Why don't you give me half the money you were going to bet, then we'll go out back, I'll kick you in the nuts and we'll call it a day!
lookhome.wav(54k)
(Makes an excellent startup sound)Cousin Eddie: Aww, look who's home! Heheh..this one here's my pride and joy!
ohgod.wav(48k)
(One of the best error sounds EVER)Cousin Eddie: OH GOD! OH GOD! OH-HO MY GOD!!
think.wav(93k)
Clark: I need to go someplace where a man can think.
Cousin Eddie: Oh, I-I wouldn't do that here, Clark. The stalls are awfully dirty and they're backed up all the time.
yuban.wav(94k)
Cousin Eddie: Oh yeah! Yuban coffee! You know, you can sprinkle that stuff on anything? Ice cream, mashed potatoes, or just eatin' right out of the can for a quick pick-me-up!
profesnal.wav(121k)
Clark: Did you know that blackjack is the only game where a smart player has a mathematical advantage over the house?
Girl at blackjack table: Are you a professional?
Clark: Hmm? Nah, not really....Are you?
sparky.wav(19k)
Ellen: Really, Sparky?
radation.wav(92k)
Clark: Eddie, don't you worry about radiation?
Cousin Eddie: All I know, Clark, is that my teeth have never been whiter, and my garden's spittin' out 50 pound tomatoes!
pierce.wav(59k)
Cousin Eddie: I keep tellin' him he's gonna pierce himself shut one day, but what can you do? The boy likes eatin' through a straw!
