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Man on the Moon

All of the Man On The Moon sounds are sampled at 11kHz 8-bit mono .wav, and 128bit/44khz/Stereo .Mp3.   

ANAME  .wav (52K)  .mp3 (76k)
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Mr. Shapiro (Andy's Manager): Who is this?
Tony Clifton: THIS IS TONY CLIFTON!  A NAME TO RESPECT!  A NAME TO FEAR!!

ANDYISTONY  .wav (107K)  .mp3 (155k)
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Mr. Shapiro: Tony Clifton is Andy Kaufman...and Andy Kaufman is Tony Clifton.  They'll deny it up and down, but believe me, it's true.

COTTAGE  .wav (55K)  .mp3 (80k)
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Tony Clifton: Whooops!  Hey!  Lookout!  I think  you sat in some cottage cheese.  Pardon me, that's your ass!  

CRANKSHAFT  .wav (6K)  .mp3 (9k)
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Tony Clifton: CRANKSHAFT!  

DONTLIKE  .wav (50K)  .mp3 (72k)
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Andy Kaufman (In Latka voice): It is so stupid!  Is terrible!  I-I do not even like it.... 

GOODPARTY  .wav (82K)  .mp3 (118k)
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Latka: Party time for Latka?
Elaine: Not until you take off those overalls.
Latka: This is a good party!!

INSANE  .wav (43K)  .mp3 (63k)
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Mr. Shapiro: (To Andy)  You're insane!  But you might also be brilliant.

MMSONG   .wav (711K)  .mp3 (1MB)
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Andy's comic routine act with the Mighty Mouse song.

MYLINE  .wav (100K)  .mp3 (144k)
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Tony Clifton: Okay...bullshit...bullshit...My line!  Bullshit...bullshit...My line!  Aaaagh!  (Throws script into the air)  THAT'S HILARIOUS!  THAT IS HILARIOUS!!  

MYMOVIE  .wav (92K)  .mp3 (134k)
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Andy Kaufman (In Latka voice): Hello!  I am Andy.  And I would like to thank you for coming to my movie. 

MYNOODLE  .wav (24K)  .mp3 (35k)
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Tony Clifton: DO NOT TWIST MY NOODLE, TOY POODLE!! 

NEEDLE  .wav (55K)  .mp3 (80k)
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Tony Clifton: WHOOP-DEE-DOO...WHOOP-DEE-DIE.....STICK A NEEDLE IN YOUR EYE!! 

PERFUME  .wav (44K)  .mp3 (67k)
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Tony Clifton: SOMEBODY'S WEARIN' A LOT OF PERFUME AROUND HERE!  MUST BE THAT TIME OF THE MONTH!  

PSYCHO  .wav (34K)  .mp3 (49k)
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Tony Clifton: THAT KAUFMAN IS A LYING BASTARD!  HE IS A PSYCHOPATH!! 

SHOTGUN  .wav (32K)  .mp3 (46k)
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Tony Clifton:  I NEED THIS PLACE LIKE I NEED A SHOTGUN BLAST TO THE FACE!! 

SILENCE  .wav (96K)  .mp3 (139k)
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Andy Kaufman: Is there a secret to being funny?
Spiritual leader: Yes!    Silence!

TERRIBLE  .wav (13K)  .mp3 (18k)
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Andy Kaufman (In Latka voice): Is terrible! 

THANKYOU  .wav (12K)  .mp3 (18k)
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Andy Kaufman (In Latka voice): Thank you very much! 

UPNOSE  .wav (13K)  .mp3 (18k)
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Andy Kaufman: It's probably going to be worth a lot, because it was actually up my nose!

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