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Friday

All of the Friday sounds are sampled at 11kHz 8-bit mono .wav, and 128bit/44khz/Stereo .Mp3.   

22YRS  .wav (65K)  .mp3 (95k)
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Mr. Jones: Boy, bring your ass off up in here! What you talkin' about you wait 'til I come out? I smelt your shit for 22 years. Now you can't smell mine for five minutes?

ALLYOUDO   .wav (58K)  .mp3 (40k)
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Craig: Damn!... all you do is smoke weed!

  JUSTBS  .wav (48K)  .mp3 (71k)
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Smokey:  I was just bullshittin'!.... and you know this... MAN!!

  BRKFOOL  .wav (13K)  .mp3 (22k)
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Smokey:  BREAK YOURSELF, FOOL!!

  DAMN  .wav (20K)  .mp3 (29k)
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Smokey & Craig:  DAAAAAAAAAAMN!

  DAYOFF1  .wav (48K)  .mp3 (71k)
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Mr. Jones:  (To Craig)  How the hell you gonna get fired......on your day off?!

  DAYOFF2  .wav (48K)  .mp3 (71k)
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Smokey:  You got to be a stupid motherfucker to get fired on your day off!!

  FINDJOB  .wav (125K)  .mp3 (182k)
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Mr. Jones:  (To Craig)  I want you to get your ass up today....go out and look for a job!  The word today is....Job.  J-O-B!  You hear me?

  FRIDGE  .wav (86K)  .mp3 (124k)
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Mr. Jones:  Every time I come in the kitchen, you in the kitchen... in the goddamn refrigerator. Eatin' up all the food.

  DOG  .wav (111K)  .mp3 (162k)
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Mr. Jones:  I grab a dog, and I choke him! And I kick the shit out of him! And I... all day long my foot up a dog's ass! Bang! Bang! Bang! Up his ass. That's my pleasure!

  KNOCKED  .wav (27K)  .mp3 (39k)
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Smokey:  You got knocked the fuck out!

  MERCY  .wav (58K)  .mp3 (84k)
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Craig:  Look!  She's bendin' over!
Pastor Clever:  Lord have mercy!  The Lord is my Shepherd!  He know what I want!

PIGLATIN   .wav (49K)  .mp3 (71k)
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Smokey making fun of the Mexicans by talking in pig-Spanish.

  SHIT2DO  .wav (112K)  .mp3 (163k)
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Smokey: I know you don't smoke weed. I know this. But I'm gonna git you high today. 'cause it's Friday, you ain't got no job, and you ain't got shit to do!

  SINASIN  .wav (58K)  .mp3 (84k)
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Pastor:  Excuse me, brother!  What we call drugs down at the 74th St. Baptist Church....(sings) We call a sin a sin sin!!
Smokey: (imitating his preacher sound)t Well 'round here, at 10 Normandy in the West'n...we call this here a little twenty twin-twin!  Niggah!

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