Sound Shuffler
Also works for Windows 98. This one comes highly, highly
recommended!
A great utility that lets you select 10 different .wav files for Windows 3.1 startup,
and 10 more for shutdown, then plays them randomly. If you can only download one
program here, this is the one you want!
Sound Event Editor
Let's you assign different sounds to various system events for
each program you use.
Sound Shuffler
Also works for Windows 3.1. A great utility that lets you
select 10 different .wav files for Windows 3.1 startup, and 10 more for shutdown, then
plays them randomly.
Mac Utilities
SoundMaster - plays selectable sounds when certain
system events occur Note that there is NOT currently any support for OS 8.x This means
that the zoom open and zoom closed sounds do not work, and the empty trash sound does not
work. http://lonestar.texas.net/~btomlin/soundmaster.html
Sounds4Fun - plays a sound of your choice when a
particular event occurs on your Mac http://www.r-ettore.dircon.co.uk/Sounds4Fun.html
Sound Shuffler - plays random sounds asynchronously,
replacing the system alert beep http://www.goddfaddasoft.com/soundshuffler/index.html
YO! - randomly plays sounds for the system alert (beep)
sound from a specified sound folder http://www.clixsounds.com/
Sound Byte - like a radio station cart machine, plays
sound bites by assigned buttons http://www.blackcatsystems.com/software/soundbyte.html
Steve's Alerts - collection of 150 system beep 'alert'
sounds http://www.geocities.com/Vienna/7018/alerts.html
OS 8.5+ Only SoundSet Constructor
- create your own
Sound Sets for OS 8.5 http://www.channel1.com/users/cg601/ssc/
Sets Manager - manages sets for Appearance, Startup
Screen, fonts, App Switcher, sounds... for MacOS 8.5+ http://www.geocities.com/SiliconValley/Hills/2511/tsm2info.html
Mac OS X SystemSounds - input manager bundle, enables
every application to have SystemSounds for Mac OS X Server http://www.epicware.com/systemsounds.html
Event Sounds
Sounds that make your computer
more personalized!
Startup
anticip.wav
(60K)
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From The Rocky Horror Picture Show:
Frank N Furter: "I see you shiver with antici
........................... pation"
106miles.wav (92K)
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From The Blues Brothers
Elwood: It's 106 miles to
Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, a half a pack of cigarattes, it's dark and we're
wearing sunglasses.
Jake: Hit it.
morning.wav(102k)
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From Grease
Principal: (Chimes) Good
morning boys and girls, and welcome to what we're sure will be our greatest year at
Rydell.
bandstnd.wav(180k)
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From Grease
Vince Fontaine: Hello and
welcome to National Bandstand coming to you live from Rydell High School. This is
the event you've all been waiting for, the National Dance Off. And away we go with
Johnny Casino and the Gamblers! (Band starts playing "Hound Dog")
makesick.wav (54K)
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From Beavis and Butthead Do America
Agent Fleming: Well, look what we have here...You two
make me sick! Book 'em, Borque!
finally.wav (69K)
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From Beavis and Butthead Do
America
Butt-Head: This is it, Beavis...We're finally gonna
score.
Beavis: Thank God! Heh-heh-heh...
deadlist.wav
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From Austin Powers: International Man of
Mystery
Dr. Evil: Ladies and Gentlemen! Welcome to my
underground lair! I have gathered here before me the world's
deadliest assassins!
journey.wav
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From The Rocky Horror Picture Show:
Narrator: "I would like, if I may, to take you on a
strange journey"
Shutdown/Restart
chore.wav (25K)
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From Ghostbusters:
Ray: Well, that wasn't such a chore now, was it?
redeemed.wav (70K)
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From The Blues Brothers
Nun: And don't come
back....until you're redeemed yourselves.
begin.wav(60k)
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From Grease
Sandy: Is this the end?
Danny: Of course not...it's only the beginning.
germans.wav(385k)
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From Animal House
Bluto:What?! Over? Did
you say over? NOTHING is over until WE decide it is! Was it over when
the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? HELL, NO!
Otter: Germans?
Boon: Forget it, he's rolling.
Bluto: It ain't over now! For when the goin' gets
tough,..............the tough get going! Who's with me!? LET'S GO!
C'MON! OOOOOOOOOOOO!
Errors
fkwin98 .wav
(32k) .mp3
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(This is THE Windows Error Sound OF ALL TIME! To all Mac users out
there, especially for
Mr. Steve Wozniak and for all my good friends at IGN.com,
this one's for you! Viva La Resistance!)
From
South Park: The Movie
Army General: FUCKING
WINDOWS 98!!!
brain.wav (21K)
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From The Wizard of Oz
Dorothy: What would you do with a brain if you had one?
dammit.wav (13K)
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From Beavis and Butthead Do America
Mr. Anderson: Ahh, DAMMIT! Now I
gotta straighten up in here!
trouble.wav (12k)
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From Disney's Alice In Wonderland
March Hare: See all the trouble
you've started?!
monkey.wav (30K)
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From Beavis and Butthead Do America
Agent Fleming: Well, I'll be a monkey's BARE-ASSED
uncle!
another.wav(23k)
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From Animal House
Chip: Thank you sir, may I have another?!
dblsecrt.wav(41k)
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From Animal House
Dean Wormer: As of
this moment, they're on Double
SECRET Probation!
offheads.wav (18k)
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From Disney's Alice In
Wonderland
Queen of Hearts: OFF WITH THEIR
HEADS!!
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