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Share 500MB of files, pictures, videos, and music with family and friends. Try it FREE CLICK HERETony: What about Pam?
Charlie: She smelled like soup.
Charlie: Excuse me, miss? There seems to be a mistake. I believe I ordered the *large* cappucino.....HELLO!
Share 500MB of files, pictures, videos, and music with family and friends. Try it FREE CLICK HERECharlie: I like the nightlife....I like to boogie.
Charlie: Maybe it is late. You know, I'll be honest with you. I had a really great time tonight, and uh, I'd really like to kiss you, but I think that if I kiss you, we'll end up kissing on the couch, and if we end up kissing on the couch, then chances are we'll kiss in the bedroom, then if we kiss in the bedroom, then you know, that's the part that I always rush into and I just don't think it's a good idea to rush into spending the night together.
Harriet: I want to spend the night together.
Charlie: I have no problem with that.
Share 500MB of files, pictures, videos, and music with family and friends. Try it FREE CLICK HERECharlie: I was just naked just then....very nude.
Newspaper man (Kramer from Seinfeld): Oh, ho, yes, yes! I'm insensitive! I'm a very insensitive man! Stop your jobs! Look at the insensitive man! That's what they're paying you for!
Share 500MB of files, pictures, videos, and music with family and friends. Try it FREE CLICK HERECharlie: (This is the jazz song he sings to Harriet in front of her window. It ends with "This poem sucks!")
Share 500MB of files, pictures, videos, and music with family and friends. Try it FREE CLICK HEREStewart: (Charlie's Dad) Head! Pants! NOW!
Share 500MB of files, pictures, videos, and music with family and friends. Try it FREE CLICK HEREStewart: (Charlie's Dad) We have a piper down! I repeat, a piper is down.
Stewart: (Charlie's Dad) William! Move your head!
Look at the size of that boy's head!
Tony: Shhhh!
Stewart: I'm not kidding, that's like an orange on a toothpick!
Tony: Shh! You're going to give the kid a complex.
Stewart: Well, that's a huge noggin!
That's a virtual planetoid! Has its own weather system!
Head! Move!
Share 500MB of files, pictures, videos, and music with family and friends. Try it FREE CLICK HEREStewart: (Charlie's Dad) Mae! Shut it!
Stewart: (Charlie's Dad) I like this one, Charlie. She's quite a filly.
Share 500MB of files, pictures, videos, and music with family and friends. Try it FREE CLICK HEREStewart: (Charlie's Dad) Oh, I hated the colonel, with his *wee beady* eyes, and that smart look on his face...Oh, you're going to buy my chicken! Ooooh!
Share 500MB of files, pictures, videos, and music with family and friends. Try it FREE CLICK HERETony: Two words...therapy.
Charlie: You know, Scotland has its own martial arts. Yeah, it's called *fukkyew!*
Share 500MB of files, pictures, videos, and music with family and friends. Try it FREE CLICK HERECharlie: Eeevil...like its the frooits of the deveel.....Eeevil!
Stewart: (Charlie's Dad) Head! Paper! Now!
Move that melon of yours and get the paper if you can!
Haulin' that gargantuan cranium about!
I'm not kidding, that boy's head's like Sputnik!
Spherical, but quick pointy in parts.
Well, that was off sides, wasn't it?
He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight on his *huge* pillow!
Share 500MB of files, pictures, videos, and music with family and friends. Try it FREE CLICK HERECharlie: Harriet...marry me.
Harriet: No.
Charlie: Please??
Guard: Hello everyone, I am a park ranger and I will be leading you on the tour. All of the park rangers here at Alcatraz were at one time guards, myself included. My name is John Johnson, but everyone here calls me Vicky. Will you please follow me.
