british.wav (51K)
Sean: What happened to
your British etiquette? This John MacEnroe thing is..is, uh, scaring me.
enjoyit.wav (31K)
Marty: He doesn't
seem to be enjoying it as much as I think he should.
epidural.wav (34K)
Doctor: I'm here to
administer the epidural.
Rebecca: Oh yes! Thank God!
frnchkis.wav (13K)
Marty: I thought you were
trying to french kiss me!
goaway.wav (24K)
Sam: My love, are you
alright?
Rebecca: GO AWAY!
hood.wav (29K)
Rebecca: What do you
suggest we do? Tie the baby to the hood?
itsaboy.wav (73K)
Doctor: It's a boy.
Sam: Th..th..that means you can actually see his, uh, whatnot.
Doctor: Perfect.
mantis.wav (37K)
Sean: You know, the
female mantis, after she has sex with her mate, she eats him.
obstruct.wav (117K)
Dr Kosevich: In Russia, I
was chief of obstruction.
Rebecca: Obstruction?
Dr Kosevich: Ab..straction?
Rebecca: Abstraction?
Sam: Obstetrics, I think you mean.
Dr Kosevich: Yes, just one moment...is not obstruction...is
obstetrics.
sex.wav (82K)
Sam: Funny thing is, I
was just thinking today, that we haven't actually made love in over two months.
Rebecca: Maybe we could fool around tonight.
Sam: Check!
spitting.wav (37K)
Marty: What did I tell
you about spitting in other people's food?!
Kid: (Spits food into basket)
stable.wav (16K)
Sam: To...stability.
sucks.wav (40K)
Kid: This sucks! It
tastes like poop! (Spits out food)
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